Tuesday, September 1, 2026

State Fair

 Went to the fair yesterday and made it out unbothered by Somali gangs.   I also came up with the solution to the Somali gang problem at the fair.   In the off season, rearrange the fairgrounds so that every entrance funnels everyone through a line of swine pens.   Or, make everyone eat the bacon on a stick as a condition of admission.

Problems solved.   You’re welcome.  

3 comments:

Marshal Art said...

I like it!

Anonymous said...

I mean, the swine are already there so why not get another benefit from them.

Just don’t use goats.

Glenn E. Chatfield said...

HAHAHAHAH